June 2013
211 posts
- everyday: i need new clothes
when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from
i want to be a grandpa so badly
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
“4 score and 7 years ago i fucked so many girls…haha yooooo”
—abraham lincoln (via iwishihadafather)
17yr:
i want to spend the rest of my life making boys feel insignificant
responsibilities
chickensandwich replied to your post: happy father’s day Nyielah
youre my dad
oh shit i am, sorry breh
happy father's day Nyielah
thank you but i am not your dad i am only my own dad
happy father’s day to me because i am my own dad
- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no
when someones hot and has the same music taste as you
DO SHE GOT A BOOTY
She don’t. Where her booty should be is nothing but a swirling void. I try to look away but cannot. The void beckons me. I shall not return. Tell mother that I love her, and that I am sorry.
ny and i were talking about it in the car and i am passionate about dirty talk. if a man truly wants me, he will talk nasty to me. i don’t want him to “eat me out” or “perform oral sex” on me. i want him to want it. i want him to lust for it. tell me you want me to ride ya face. tell me you want to make me cum. lemme hear it all. and then when it’s done, say sweet things to me. call me your baby. THATS what i’m talking about.
